Kiss Kiss Bang Bang is a 2005 movie directed by Shane Black starring Marvel superhero Iron Man and DC superhero Batman. Iron Man and Batman work together to fight the forces of evil - well, duh - along with the redhead who isn’t really a superhero, but she’s been in a movie with Casey Affleck so that kind of makes her super in a ‘she sits with the cool kids’ kind of way. This movie is all the awesome you can ever need in your life and then some.
Here is an excerpt from the script written by Shane ‘I’m a Fucking Ninja’ Black:
Iron Man: Do you even carry a gun?
Batman: Why would you ask that question? I’m Batman. And yes.
Iron Man: Can I see it? I’ll make you an omelette if you show me.
Batman: If you’re willing to look in there. (points to groin)
Iron Man: W - why is it down there? It must be tiny.
Batman: Ha-ha, that’s real funny. (takes out the gun)
Iron Man: Wow, it is tiny.
Batman: I call it my faggot gun.
Iron Man: May I ask why?
Batman: Because it’s only good for a couple shots then you got to drop it for something better.
Iron Man: …
Batman: You asked, chief.
Lol one of my favorite movies of all time. :D
